🍺 7-DAY EXTREME BREWERY MARATHON
3 BREWERIES PER DAY | MINIMUM 5 BEERS PER LOCATION | LIMITED FOOD BREAKS
📅 Your Grueling Itinerary:
DAY 1 - Amsterdam Assault:
- Brouwerij 't IJ - 6 IPAs (breakfast of champions!)
- Two Chefs Brewing - 5 experimental sours
- Oedipus Brewing - 7 high-ABV specials
DAY 2 - Rotterdam Rampage:
- Kaapse Brouwers - 6 hoppy lagers
- Stadsbierbrouwerij De Pelgrim - 5 Belgian-style ales
- Noordt Bier - 6 stouts (heavy and unforgiving)
DAY 3 - Utrecht Undertaking:
- Stadsbrouwerij Maximus - 5 wheat beers
- De Leckere - 6 farmhouse ales
- Oproer Brouwerij - 7 double IPAs (no mercy!)
DAY 4 - The Hague Hardship:
- Kompaan Bierbrouwerij - 6 pilsners
- Haagsche Broeder - 5 brown ales
- Trappist Brouwerij - 8 monastery brews (pray for your liver)
DAY 5 - Haarlem Havoc:
- Jopen Bier - 6 historic recipes
- Uiltje Brewing Company - 7 owl-themed IPAs
- Ramses Bier - 5 Egyptian-inspired brews
DAY 6 - Eindhoven Endurance:
- Stadsbrouwerij Eindhoven - 6 industrial lagers
- 100 Watt Brewery - 5 electric ales
- Little Bang Brewing - 7 explosive stouts
DAY 7 - Final Countdown:
- Texels Bierbrouwerij - 6 island beers
- Brouwerij De Prael - 5 Amsterdam specials
- Breugem Bier - 8 FINAL BOSS brews before Defqon!
⚠️ Total: 21 breweries • 127+ beers • Food breaks: MINIMAL (maybe some bitterballen if you're lucky)
🎵 3-DAY CAMPING AT DEFQON.1 FESTIVAL
STRAIGHT FROM YOUR BREWERY MARATHON TO THE MOST INTENSE HARDSTYLE FESTIVAL!
🏕️ Your "Luxury" Camping Experience:
- ❌ Basic tent in MUD FIELD (June weather = rain guaranteed)
- ❌ Shared porta-potties with 10,000+ festival-goers
- ❌ No showers (or freezing cold ones at 6 AM)
- ❌ Sleep 3 hours max per night (bass doesn't stop until 4 AM)
- ❌ Wake up at 7 AM when the sun turns your tent into a sauna
- ❌ Festival food only: overpriced fries and mystery meat
- ❌ 150+ decibels of HARDCORE HARDSTYLE for 15 hours straight
- ❌ Surrounded by 60,000 sweaty ravers in neon
- ❌ Your hangover from 127 beers × 3 days of bass = LEGENDARY SUFFERING
🔊 ENDURE THE CHAOS: 72 HOURS OF RELENTLESS BEATS, ZERO COMFORT, MAXIMUM PAIN! 🔊
Get Ready for the POWER HOUR! ⚡
⚠️ THIS IS HOW HARDCORE YOUR WEEK WILL BE! ⚠️